you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Dear god my vagina.
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