A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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