Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Randomize
