Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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