When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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