Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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