Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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