i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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