The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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