He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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