I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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