Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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