My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
