Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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