At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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