I'm laying in your front yard are you home
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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