i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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