Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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