i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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