But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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