Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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