Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize