i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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