Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions