New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.