Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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