you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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