dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Randomize
