if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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