I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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