I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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