Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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