whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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