this beer tastes like vomit already
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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