If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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