dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
This is my gift to your gina
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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