all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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