What did we do last night that was yellow?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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