we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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