Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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