Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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