dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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