Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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