i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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