STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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