With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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