On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I wish I could punch you in the face.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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