so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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