who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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