Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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Blood and glitter go together right?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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