he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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