My first STD was from a foam party
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
this boner is exhausting
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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