The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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