i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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