normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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